ISRAELS BIRTHDATES IS BEGINNING TO SOUND A BIT LIKE THE RAYBURN BUILDING ON CAPITOL HILL:

14 Apr

 Rayburn is infamous for having floors numbered so that they confound people. Israel’s celebrating its birthday tomorrow even though it doesn’t come for a few weeks. THAT’S because Israel follows the lunar calendar which probably explains why things are the way that they are in the Middle East. The word is FERKUCKT. Israel marks YOM HA’ATZMAUT Independence Day, Monday night, with singing, partying and fireworks (HOPEFULLY ONLY) going off in the streets. [ The Jewish Day starts at night, at sundown. ] Israel celebrates the anniversary of the Declaration of the State of Israel established May 14, 1948 (April 16 in everyone else’s calendar).

 Israels Central Bureau of Statistics announced the Little Land That Can is entering into its 65th year with a boom, citizen boom that is growing from 806,000 residents at its birth in 1948 to 8,018,000 on the eve of Israeli Independence Day. Numbers are: 75.% Jews (6,042.000) : 20.7% Arabs (1,658,000) including 270,000 Israelis who call themselves by Arafat’s brand- Palestinians : (politically correctly stated) non Jewish immigrants w kids (NJIWK) 318,000. Israel’s population grew by 137,000 since last years Independence Day. The cities of Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, Haifa, Rishon LeTzion, Ashdod and Petah Tikvah have grown by 200,000 residents.

 

Whoever says Israel isn’t a Democratic country should make note that the Arafat branded Palestinians celebrate Nakba Day, May 15, Catastrophe Day, in their eyes since that is the day Israel was created AS WELL AS JORDAN (ahem) for people who forget history. Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi makes the journey to Jordan to celebrate with them… which, lovers of Israel, doesn’t that mean she is mourning Israel’s birth? Fact check, Ms. Pelosi when you can please….

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